

love.
sometimes your best friend knows you so well that she sends you the perfectest thing by don hertzfeldt that encapsulates all the perfectest things. this is so great.

The Bachelorette Party Bus departed for Vegas, and I just barely missed it. Gasping for breath, I watched it pull away, full of girls I only half-knew screeching and spilling champagne out the windows. A little more than a little relieved, I entered a building and wandered into a kindergarden class room, where I found Thom Yorke giving a private show to a bunch of little children, all sitting enrapt by him, his guitar, his amp, his elf self crooning across the sun-dusted classroom carpet. He looked at me as I took a seat cross-legged on the floor, and smiled. He finished his song, and wandered over to me, whispered, “Kira, right? I remember you. You came to my show in Berlin, right? I haven’t forgotten you all these years. I’m so happy you’re here.”
AND THEN MIRANDA WOKE ME UP FROM THIS ESSENTIALLY MUSICAL SEX DREAM MAGIC BY BANGING HER CEREAL SPOON INTO HER BOWL ALL LOUD AS FUCK.
(Did this bore you? Hearing other people’s dreams is SO boring. I suffered through the boredom of hearing about my mother’s dreamscape throughout my entire childhood, so I try and save others from hearing about mine, but this one was just…so…)

love.
mio preferito.
My sister’s latest match.com date review:
He was 20 minutes late. He talked about himself nonstop. He doesn’t really have hair. He described himself as “juvenile” He said he likes to swear a lot. He plays hockey twice a week and his favorite part is hitting people. He goes to burning man. He has a roommate. and the winning line: “I’m still hung up on my ex-girlfriend”. I’m not kidding. I wish there was a way to learn all of this before meeting! Onward and upward!